I think there is some kind of volcanic activity happening inside my skull. My forehead is very warm. Well- not quite molten lava warm…
Maybe it’s not volcanic.
Perhaps there is a little man in there trying to pound out all the lumpy spots and imperfections of my skull with a hammer. I wish he would stop. It’s not at all comfortable.
Wait a moment. I don’t think that can be it at all. I don’t hear any hammering. I suppose it could be that it is muffled from being inside my head… but I am inside my head. So I don’t think that could be it.
It could be something to do with my brain. Yes, that’s it. It’s all scrunched up in one side of my head. One side of my head feels like it is under enormous internal pressure, while the other half feels unnaturally light. I think that must be the answer. But why is my brain doing this? Is it trying to get out?
I do hope it doesn’t succeed.
Hmmm… I seem to recall there being a name for this feeling. Some diagnosis for such symptoms. What was it?
Oh yes.
A headache.